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House Cleaning Rant

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    “Ok!” John stated, “That’s it!  It’s time for a discussion that should have happened a long time ago!”
   
    “Oh boy!” Daniel said with a roll of his eyes, “What now?”

    “Is this about buying more toilet paper?” Reggie asked, “Because I told you, I’ll get some on my way home from work tomorrow!”

    “It’s about the state of this damn place!” John yelled at the two.  The three roommates were piled into their apartment’s living room.  John was a tall guy with a lanky build and beard and the person who initially asked for roommates in the first place.  Reggie and Daniel, smaller in size but bigger in muscle, were his roommates.

    “What about it?” Daniel asked.

    “Look at it!” John stated angrily.  The two roommates glanced around the room.  The place looked completely filthy.  Trash bags piled up in a corner, dust everywhere, discarded pizza boxes around the room, dirty dishes stacked in the kitchen sink just out of the corner of their eyes, and drink stains in the carpet.

    “Do you see the problem?”

    “Yes…” Reggie said, “This place is dirty and needs to be clean…”

    “Exactly!” John yelled, “And you guys need to pitch in and help.  For God’s sake, I do almost all of the cleaning around here.  It’s like you guys think I’m the maid or some crap.”

    “We don’t think that,” Daniel stated.

    “Well it feels like it!” John said, running his hand through his hair.  As he did, his dark brown hair turned lighter, moving it more towards a more chestnut brown shade.

    “For example,” he continued, walking over to the pile of trash bags.  He lifted one up and shook it, saying, “Who ends up taking all of these bags out?”

    “You do?” Reggie responded.  John shook his head, his expression fierce and mad.  As he shook his head, his hair grew longer until it was at shoulder length.

    John brushed some of the new locks from his eyes and moved over to one of the stained spots on the floor.  He asked again, “And who gets on his hands and knees to scrub all of these stains out all of the time?”

    “You do…” Daniel responded, knowing where this was going.

    “Exactly!” John huffed, puffing out his cheeks.  As he did, his facial hair popped out of his face and drifted gently to the ground.

    Some of the hair ended up getting into his mouth, causing him to cough.  He angrily said, his voice higher pitched, “And who ends up vacuuming everything up?!”

    “You do…” his two roommates replied quietly.

    “Bingo!” John stated, stomping his foot angrily on the ground.  Upon doing so, his overall height decreased, dropping him to a petite five foot, three inches.  His roommates now towered over him completely.

    “Who has to take out all of these stupid pizza boxes?!” John said with a glare.

    “I know this one!” Daniel joked, “It’s you!”  A massive wave of changes came over John as his waist pulled in, his muscle mass decreased, and his face completely feminized.  His lips puffed, his cheekbones restructured, the whole works.  From the looks of him now, John looked like a very scrawny young woman.

    “This not a joke!” John huffed, puffing his cheeks out again, this time in a more unintentionally cutesy way, “You guys need to pull your own weight around here!  Do you expect me to just clean and wash everything around here?”

    “Well no Jenny but…” Daniel started.

    “No buts!!” Jenny snapped, stomping on the floor some more, “You guys act like I’m the maid around here because I’m a girl, but I’m not the damn maid!”  The girl huffed and stormed over to the mini kitchen area, looking over all of the dirty items piled in to the sink.

    “Seriously!” the woman groaned, suddenly starting to wash the dishes furiously, “It’s like you expect me to clean everything around here.”  She sped through them all at lightning quick speeds, washing and drying each dish until they were sparkling clean.  As she did, her hair grew longer until it was at chest level, also turning bright blonde.

    In a matter of moments, all of the dishes were done and ready to go.  Jenny returned to the guys and continued, “Seriously, am I supposed to do everything?!  I only did those dishes right now because we needed clean plates and glasses!  And another thing…”

    Suddenly, she sniffed the air and she gagged.  The odor she was smelling was coming from the piles of trash bags against the wall.  “ARGH!” she moaned, “That stuff smells awful!  Wait right here!”

    She quickly grabbed all the bags and ran out of the apartment.  The two roommates looked at each other confusedly, baffled by her sudden leaving.

    Before they could say anything, Jenny was back in just a moment.  Her clothing was much tighter on her, now a black dress with white trimmings.  She didn’t look as mad as before, but still quite annoyed as she stared at the guys.

    “Anyhow,” she stated, “About cleaning around here, I think…”  She stopped yet again in the middle of her statement and looked down at the stains in the carpet.  She sighed, “Oh dear… this won’t do.  Wait just a second gentlemen and then we’ll pick this conversation up.”

    She hurried over to the kitchen area and came back with stain removal spray, paper towels, and a trash bag.  She got on her hands & knees and started cleaning all of the spots in the ground quickly and efficiently, wiping out all of the stains in a flash.  As she did, her rear end started inflating and expanding, turning into a big bubble butt that stretched her dress’ fabric around it.

    After she was done with everything, she got back up and faced her roommates.  “Now then!” she said, “Back to what I was getting at...  the main point is that I could use a little more help around here cleaning things up.  It’s hard at times to keep up with the mess you boys make.”

    “Of course,” Reggie said with a nod, “We’ll try to help you out more when we can.  Is there anything in particular you need help with the most?”

    “Well helping with dusting is a big one,” Jenny declared, “We seem to collect so much dust around here for some reason…. In fact, I should probably do a quick round of dusting right now.”  She hurried over to a counter and grabbed a feather duster off of it.

    As before, she quickly moved around the living room area and dusted everything in sight.  With each stroke, her outfit changed.  It turned and morphed into a simple French maid outfit with a low neckline for cleavage to be displayed.

    “There we go!” she said, her voice sensual and adult, “Everything is all better now!”  A smile shined brightly on her face, a stark contrast to what had been there barely fifteen minutes ago.

    “So boys,” she asked, fiddling with her luscious golden locks, “I believe we were talking about something… something rather special.”

    She walked over and sat down on the couch between them, adjusting her maid outfit.  She wrapped her arms around them and pulled them close to her chest, which ballooned out into two very large DD-cup size breasts.  She asked sensually, “So, you two handsome young hunks just leave all the housework to me.  I’ll keep this place nice and clean for you and you two help keep me satisfied.  That’s all I ask.”

    “Of course Jenny,” Daniel said with a goofy smile on his face.

    “No problem!” Reggie exclaimed, his face getting red, “You’re the best maid any guy could ever have!”
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